10 Superpowers I Wish I Had

• Knowing who finds me attractive and how to exploit that for personal gain.

• Knowing how much big ticket items costs without having to ask.

• Knowing how others paid for big ticket items.

• The ability to make Chinese food appear.

• The ability to make a minibar appear.

• The ability to gracefully decline.

• Smelling good at all times.

• An effervescent attitude.

• Super strength.

• Flying.