Tardy

Have you ever been late to something?

When you looked at the clock and realized, "Oh, shit"?

Or you looked at the date and said, "Oh, shit"?

When you thought you were in the clear but really you weren't?

Or you felt like you were organized but really you weren't?

When you fully intended to do something?

But then realized that apparently obviously you didn't want to?

I haven't.