Biden Alternatives Pros & Cons

Written By Dan Van Note

Kamala

  • Pro: “President” is already in her title

  • Con: Not universally beloved

Gavin

  • Pro: Tall

  • Con: Previously married to Kimberly Guilfoyle (seriously, did everyone know this?!)

Pete

  • Pro: Answers every question perfectly

  • Con: Too gay for the straights, not gay enough for the gays

Gretchen

  • Pro: Very powerful red lipstick

  • Con: Leather jacket

Michelle

  • Pro: Would be perfect

  • Con: Doesn’t want to do it

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