Commemorative Speech
Glasses clink, a microphone is adjusted, and tables fall quiet.
“Good evening, everyone. My name is John Rockefeller and I am the great-great grandson of the great John Rockefeller. It is my distinct pleasure to speak on behalf of the Board of Trustees tonight regarding the many successes of the Everyone Foundation.
As the Foundation’s successes are less about me and more about well, everyone, such a task was challenging to wrap my brain around. Such is why I decided to think of it like this: how is the Everyone Foundation like me, John Rockefeller?
Mission. Everyone who works for the Everyone Foundation and John Rockefeller is solely dedicated to the mission. Whether it’s feeding the hungry or ensuring my plane arrives on time, the team here and the team I have at home are laser focused on delivering results for everyone and for me.
Branding. Everyone means everyone, and John Rockefeller means John Rockefeller. Who we serve is who we are, and who we are is each other, and I am me.
Connections. I am connected to everyone in this room, and you are all connected to me. We are all, ‘everyone,’ just as I am me.”
John pauses and his eyes well with tears. Attendees dare not shift in their chairs.
“And finally…Donna. This whole organization is in love with you, Donna.” John wipes his nose. “And I am, too. Ever since you asked me to be on the Board it’s been like meeting the mother I never had and the woman I’ve always wanted. The last thing you would expect at your going away gala is to be proposed to, which is exactly why I am doing it here tonight. Donna, will make me the happiest ever John Rockefeller?”