Getting Ready to Rumble
This weekend marks America’s beloved the Super Bowl — the straight man’s Oscars. Fantastical outfits and the ultimate prize on the line, it’s an event around which parties may be extravagantly planned yet narrowly interpreted. The rules are simple:
The Budier the beverage the better
Don’t dare double dip
Football feelings are fantasies
Halftime is like the one thing we get so can everybody please just be quiet for one second honestly that’s all I’m asking for
