Limericks

There once was a girl from Manhattan

Who wore a pink dress made of satin

She walked down the street

Looked for something to eat

And settled on potatoes au gratin

A man drove a Chevy Impala

And loved chicken tikka masala

That was his whole life

He did not have a wife

We must save endangered koala

They were not sure from where it was coming

Out of fear both of them started running

One looked at the other

Then screamed out, “Oh, brother!”

Turns out there was nothing to worry about