Soon-to-Be Out of Office

Hi team,

As you know, my wife and I are headed to Aruba tomorrow to try and rekindle that ol’ dwindling flame so just thought I’d give you some updates for when I’m out.

The project with Jim from Marketing is hotter than a skillet in hell so I recommend you take that, Brenda and don’t be intimidated by Amber’s aggressive email style. We have what she needs in the G Drive so always remember where the balance of power lies.

Ross, I think we can go ahead and drop the communication strategy around the Use Less Toilet Paper Initiative. I think people are gonna use what they’re gonna use.

Arlene, thank you for all your work in arranging that client visit while I’m away. Feel free to sit at my desk when they arrive so you can feel more powerful - people really underestimate the authority that comes with a corner cubicle.

Finally, team, I know we’ve been experiencing a lot of turnover and I’ll be honest: I think those people just weren’t cut out for the job. I have a really good feeling about what we have going here.

Will be thinking of y’all while I’m with my wife. Just text me if you need anything.

thx,

don