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/ / / / /My /keyboard /is /officially /broken. /Whenever /I /typE /A /SPace /it /adds /a /slash /anD /THE /CAPs /Lock /activates /irregularly /as /I /go. /I /could /go /through and /edit /each /line /as /good /writers /do, /but /everyone /knows /that /the /best /writers /are /those /who /blur /the /lines /between /content /and /form.

Most /prESSING /TO /ME /IS /FIGURING /OUT /WHAT /ACTUALLY /ACTIVATES /THE /CAPs /Lock. /There /must /be /a /pARTICULAR /LETTER /OR /KEY /STROKE /THAT /INITIATES /SUCH /AN /ERRATIC /RESPonse.

I /supPose /life /is /this /way, /isn’t it? No matter what correct inputs you provide, the output is always contingent. I adjusted the computer and suddenly now all seems solved. I adjusted it again and it still seems to be working. Maybe that was all a blip meant to call my attention to the irregularity of life; or perhaps just a reminder of regularity’s sweetness.