Thank You For Your Interest

Your application has been submitted. Thank you for your interest. Please note that we will carefully and thoroughly review your application materials along with those of each applicant to determine if your qualifications meet the demands of the role. However, due to the volume of applications we receive, we are only able to contact those few whose skills we deem best align with the position responsibilities at this time. We are happy to keep your information on file and notify you in the future if a position becomes available for which your skills and experience may be a more appropriate fit. Note that this message, in all of its vagueness and empty promises, is actually quite generous in the context of other minuscule courtesy messages deployed to prospective applicants at actual institutions.

Please also note that we hope to have this position filled somewhere between late June to early Christmastime.

All Best, Warmly, Sincerely, and Forever,

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