Things I’d Be Willing to Have a Town Hall About

It has come to my attention that a former president and future candidate recently decided to be interviewed on television via a town hall in which he pontificated irresponsibly about matters he has no business continuing to pontificate about. I would like to do the same about the below topics. (I should clarify I have no intention of running for president at this time because I am laser focused on serving my constituents in my current position. But if I do decide to run, you will be first to know.)

• Airports, Airlines, and Air Travel: What You (We All) Need to Do Better

• Why Saying Something is “Available Online, 24/7” is No Longer a Flex and Is Actually Patronizing

• Expensive Things That Are Worth It and Expensive Things That Are Not (ft. Cheap Things That Mean the Most)

• Finding Love When You Least Expect It and Other Love Quotes That Are Untrue

• Basic Personal Finance for Girls, Gays, and Theys: Roth IRAs and Why Ethical Investing is a Rich Person Thing

• Get Rid of Everything: How to Move to New York City

• You’re Not That Fancy or Important: Why You Should Smile Politely at People When You Walk By Them If You Live in a Small Town or City (Madison, Wisconsin Qualifies as a Small Town or City)

• Any Questions from the Audience That Suggest I Have Insight Into Things