Abbreviated

I.F.L.I.H.H.A.S.E.I.A.L.T.B.I.L.I.U.A.T.N.R.T.B.I.H.P.T.W.S.M.B.I.F.W.H.R.A.N.W.E!

(I feel like I haven't had a short essay in a long time but I looked it up and that's not really true but I'm hosting people this weekend so my brain is full with hostess responsibilities and not with essays!)