If Carrie Bradshaw Lived in Madison, WI

*Sex in the Small-to-Midsize City*

Madison, Wisconsin. The locals call it Madtown. I call it Sadtown. How many craft beers does it take to land a decent man?

They say women come here for two reasons: dudes and degrees. But what if the requirements for the former were as stringent as the latter? If relationships are Pass/Fail, who does the grading?

There’s nothing quite like the lapping lakes and buzzing of ideas that could change the world. But what if you can’t even get a guy who changes his underwear?

In the final exam of life, what are the basic requirements?

I couldn’t help but wonder..was I at the bottom of my class? Or on top of the world?