Job Posting

Title:

Director of Culture

Company:

DVN Consulting Group

Who We Are:

DVN Consulting Group seeks a personable and laid-back Director of Culture, responsible for keeping the vibes high and stress levels low. Here at DVN, we combine the pace of a small-town public library with the salaries of a Silicon Valley titan. Our hours are flexible, our coffee is name-brand, and we are proud to offer Summer Fridays all year round.

Our Director of Culture plays a crucial role in our work, which is focused on providing real-time, market-based innovative solution systems optimization strategy implementation and orientation for the world’s leading business leaders in positions of leadership. We get things done.

Who You Are:

• Voted Best Dressed, Best Smile, and/or Best Eyes in high school

• Rarely excel at any specific task but everybody seems to like you

• Likes to walk around the office and mouth the words “hey” while smiling and either waving or pointing depending on the relationship

• Deploys humor and leverages levity on a regular and culturally-specific basis as appropriate

• Resistant to raising concerns about “spending too much on this event”

• Willing to stay at a middle management level in exchange for zero pressure to improve and reasonable annual salary increases

• Knowledgable about both fine and cheap wines

To apply, please mail a handwritten note to our offices. Interviews will be conducted over dirty martinis after candidates are selected on the basis of stationary selection, penmanship, and sincerity. If we order a second martini, you got the job.