Justice for All

It’s morning again in America. Who knew an indictment would be the thing to lift spirits? After a week of all-too-familiar horrors, it was a small hope that someone, somewhere, was organized.

I did appreciate seeing “porn star” in the same headline as our former president, given they share comparable prestige (though only one of them makes their living through honest work). I pray Stormy continues to stretch her fifteen minutes into years upon years, or at least long enough to build up a nest egg sizable enough to bring her peace. May she be sipping on something sweet and strong while he’s eating lukewarm bologna.

Previous
Previous

2024 Campaign Slogan Suggestions

Next
Next

Job Posting