Last Minute Holiday E-Card

Hi all,

Sorry this is coming so late minute. Phil had his colonoscopy yesterday and I haven’t been able to peel myself away from the TV for some reason.

It’s been a crazy year for us between choosing a rug for our middle room and dealing with our darn kids who never seem to get back to us. Their adoptive parents keep saying our reaching out unprompted is “inappropriate” but we keep telling them bio parents are bio parents. Oh well.

Phil’s independent consultancy focused on restoring old horse equipment hit a stall (pun intended) once we moved away from all the farms. Downtown Harrisburg life is nice but I miss the animal smells. As for me I’m still plotting my rise as an internet celebrity or “influencer,” as I’m told they’re called. We need wifi in the house first, though, so I’m sure that will be our first pain in the you-know-what of 2024.

The world keeps getting worse and it’s frustrating knowing that we have all the answers. We happen to be spending Christmas alone again this year but still welcome anyone who wants us to teach them a thing or two about life. Spoiler alert: get a helmet!

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Here’s hoping next year brings us the President we all know this country needs.

Love and hugs,

Aunt Lyonah