Postcard from Park N’ Go

Dear Bolt,

My owners just dropped me off near O’Hare for a whole week, and I’ve already been moved twice for Suburbans, which I heard are “like Escalades but for the working class.” The RAV4s and Outbacks have been nice enough (very maternal), and the F150 mostly keeps to himself (very paternal). The Teslas have their own corner that’s almost big enough for their egos. Hoping I find a fellow Fit, or at least a Honda, who gets it.

Wishing I was on the flat, saltless roads of Florida with you. Hope you have a happy holiday.

Beepy