My Appointments

Treasury Secretary: Suze Orman

Social Secretary: Martha Stewart

Secretary of the Interior: Jonathan Adler

Attorney General: Judge Judy

First Lady: Carolina Herrera

Health & Human Services Secretary: Gwyneth Paltrow

Director of National Intelligence: Ken Jennings

Secretary of State: Pitbull (a.k.a. Mr. Worldwide)

United Nations Ambassador: Naomi Campbell

Secretary of Commerce: Paris Hilton

Chief of Staff: Anna Wintour