No Questions Asked

This past Tuesday I was jogging along a path and encountered a stranded wallet. I returned it to a nearby address and later received a call from its owner thanking me profusely, along with an invitation to buy me a coffee. I graciously declined. However, I would have accepted:

1. An all-expense paid, three night, four day trip for two to a private villa in St. Barts

2. A dinner party with a private chef in a private home overlooking a large body of water for myself and my twelve closest friends (I may sit at the head if necessary)

3. A lifetime supply of cheap beer and/or table wine

4. A boat complete with insurance, maintenance staff, docking rights, and seasonal storage

5. A $1,000 Williams Sonoma gift card

6. A $500 Starbucks gift card

7. A $100 McDonalds gift card