Time Sensitive

Hello Lake Association Members,

It has come to our attention that the arrival of Sarah Jessica Parker to our sleepy shores has caused much disgruntlement amongst our formerly tight-knit community.

We understand that many of you have opinions on whether her fictional character, Carrie Bradshaw, should have chosen Mr. Big or Aiden during the original running of her Sex and the City series.

Thanks to And Just Like That…, we now know that Aiden is back in the picture in the wake of Mr. Big’s death, and Carrie (again, a fictional character) is reconsidering her decades-old decision to marry a begrudging Mr. Big.

While we as a Lake Association do not publicly take stances in fictional matters, we do have a responsibility to prevent and/or halt any harassment of law-abiding homeowners on our lake. Therefore, please refrain from shouting, “We knew Big was bad for you all along!” at Ms. Parker; stop graffitiing, “JUSTICE FOR AIDEN” on her house; and halt all further plans of a rumored staging of a silent protest meant to stir her guilty conscience.

Love is a messy, complicated, and beautiful thing. Us at the Lake Association couldn’t help but wonder…can we keep it clean?

Happy August to all.