Harris Veepstakes Pros & Cons

Josh Shapiro

• Pro: Is the obvious choice

• Con: Might be too obvious

Pete Buttigieg

• Pro: Is smart and gay

• Con: Might be too smart and gay

Mark Kelly

• Pro: Is an astronaut and intimately familiar with the tolls of gun violence

• Con: None

Rich Guy from Illinois

• Pro: Is rich

• Con: Offers little else beside perhaps the thickest and darkest hair of the bunch

Kentucky Guy

• Pro: Allegedly could speak to the concerns of the conservative common man and even sway enough of them to vote the other way

• Con: Would not