Olympic Sports to Add in 2028

1. Graciously declining the invitation to hang out after work

2. Modern wedding etiquette

3. Completing long-term writing projects

4. Completing short-term writing projects

5. Making a friend organically after 30 absent a shared distain for something

6. Deciphering another’s political views after casual conversation

7. Olympic history trivia

8. Iron Chef

9. Answering the question, “Does this make me look fat?”

10. Moving a couch while maintaining a positive attitude